You might be a chemist if…

1. You have a pet mole.

2. You’ve ever quoted Boltzmann on a first date.

3. Instead of portraits, your living room wall is lined with NMR spectra.

4. It takes you 20 minutes to explain to a child why the sky is blue.

5. You have permanent goggle lines around your eyes.

6. You think of Krypton as more than just Superman’s home.

7. You’ve given an acronym to every appliance in your house.

8. You don’t laugh when you here the word stopcock.

9. Your argument for a speeding ticket is if the cop knew where you were, it is impossible for him to know how fast you were going.

10. You’ve ever compared your dog with The Flash.